Swim Fast Flag

“Swim Fast Eat Ass” Shark Flag – Funny Wall Banner for Dorms, Man Caves & Party Rooms

Make a bold statement with the “Swim Fast Eat Ass” Shark Flag, featuring a chaotic trio of roaring great white sharks, electric blue effects, and massive metallic lettering. This flag captures peak degenerate ocean-energy — perfect for anyone who wants their room décor to go hard, get laughs, and stand out instantly.

Ideal for college dorms, frat houses, man caves, garages, bars, party rooms, gaming setups, and beach houses, this banner is guaranteed to spark reactions and become the centerpiece of any wall.

⭐ Product Features

• High-resolution print with sharp detail and vibrant neon blues

• Durable, lightweight fabric made for indoor hanging

• Reinforced metal grommets for easy mounting

• Badass shark artwork with an unapologetically wild slogan

• Perfect for fans of funny décor, bold statements, and chaotic humor